Cigs, E-cigs, V-cigs?

So in a last-ditch attempt to end overeating, I've decided to try cigarettes. My thought pattern went something like this...


"I want to get addicted to cigs so I can light up instead of eating. Oh, wait, I hate the smell of those things. I think I heard about electronic cigarettes somewhere... Oh HEYYYYY, Groupon is having a sale on electronic cigarettes. Menthol or tobacco flavour?? Menthol!! Oh, menthol is sold out. *Buys tobacco flavour* Ok, 10 days from now I should be a full fledged e-smoker!"

Updates a they happen. Haha.